Are biblical prophecies more or less accurate than the Star Scrolls you get at the supermarket?

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Question by Lucifer T. Chick: Are biblical prophecies more or less accurate than the Star Scrolls you get at the supermarket?
Pisces: Prepare for the seering agony of the rapture.

Capricorn: Jesus likes you!

Virgo: I can’t believe you are still a virgin.

Libra: Remember you can’t take it all with you to heaven, so maybe you should divorce a couple of your seven wives.

Best answer:

Answer by God’s Servant
it’s fairly well known that whatever you put on the star scolls will statistically be right for several people. but the prophecies in the Bible are right. 100 percent. and many of them in great detail.

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