I’m about to go off my fecking rocker?

Question by veronicanougat: I’m about to go off my fecking rocker?
Have not eaten a bloody thing all day because I’ve just got up and my mother has just plonked down a Weight Watchers ready meal for my tea. You can’t even see it on the plate – who eats this stuff? She’s only trying to save herself a bob or two – it cost her a quid out of Farmfoods – she knows I’ll get a fish supper later. I give her £10 a week keep for this – who agrees that it is an injustice?

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Answer by mouse
Fecking? Plonked? Bob? Quid? Keep? What language is that?

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